Relax, Take it Easy

Has anyone here ever heard of Usagi Kou?

Well, she just entered the sailor moon forum I frequent (sailormoonforum.com) and she has been /b/tard-ing the place up. She’s filled what was once a happy place full of happy people into a horrid wastebasket of memes. I mean here is a regular conversation with her:

Sailormooonlvr954: “Omg!! Usagi Kou do you still do think you’re sailormoon?”

Usagi Kou: “STFU!! You’re just butthurt. No cookies for you!!”

and then she follows up by posting a non-comical lolcat. It’s gettin really annoying.

I suppose I should tell you some more about her…

She is considered the most infamous Sailormoon cosplayer on the internet, and she causes long arguements in every forum she enters.

Also some have speculated that she thinks she’s sailormoon, but who can know? She’s to batshit to admit anything.

And also, she goes by the name usagi kou, not her real name (LORI), and she names all her boyfriends mamo-chan (mamo-chan was sailormoon’s bf in the series, aka tuxedo mask)

I shall provide you with some links:

 http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Usagi_Kou

This is her dramatica page. The sad thing is, just about everything on this page is true, it’s not the average parody. Also check out thie links at the bottom, they are hilarious.

http://sailormoonforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=1962&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=20

The forum on which some drama was started. Hilarious drama revolving around the great Usagi Kou using words in strange contexts. Her post starts at the middle of the page

http://sailormoonforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=1837&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=80

read from second post on. she says some pretty horrible things.

She just needs to get away from cosplay, sailormoon, and the internet. I wonder what she’s going to do when she’s too old for cosplay…

She also is infamous for raging at people who talk about her, so when she does a vanity search she will probably see this blog and flame our comment box…

Not that I mind since we have 2,000 views and… what… 5 comments!!! Really people what’s wrong with saying Hi? We need feedback to see if people actually like the blog. Nosukii and I do our best to entertain you! If you have a blog, Nosukii and I would gladly say hello to you.

Also, I’m terrified that we might have, like, serial killers or pedo’s reading this blog… The only person who reads our blog that Nosukii and I know of (from people we’ve met in real life) is Alex, and I forced him to read it because he’s like my best friend.

Maybe we are just boring. I never thought we were boring. We have many interests!! Queen, Mika, Prince of Tennis, Touhou, Bossa Nova, Tim Burton, Sailor moon, Jojo’s, bad 80’s movies and music, and Naruto Porn Guy (who has disappeared)… Where can you find that kind of diversity?

Surely something must appeal to you.

I mean it’s not like we talk about burning our mouths with Pork n’ Beans, or discussing people like Gorbachev and Barack Obama.

What kind of nerd writes about that stuff anyway?

Touhou, Prince of Tennis, Cosplay, Dreams, & Weapons, Oh My!

Maybe we can fall in love~

Lol Surprise! No cheesy song title this time.

LOL 1000 HIT COMBO!!!!!! ‘Scuse my Hong Meiling retarded casual cosplay. WHERE’S MY KRIZALID. :O Damn crack pairing. Though they do oddly enough fit each other. Too bad he’s only good-looking in the fanarts! Ahaha

Anyways, yeah, summer’s been a piece of shit so far. I’ve done NOTHING since Anime Expo ended and I really want it back! ;_; Waaah~ The next con is…Pacific Media Expo! And I’m not sure if I’m going yet..Most likely but it depends on who the guests are. :<

PRINCE OF TENNIS! OMFG YES. Okay so I asked my ever so loving papa for moniez to buy the uber expensive Dream Live 5th DVD. AND HE SAID YES! So I’ve got my copy on pre-order! It was pretty odd how the conversation went really…

-eating at a restaurant-

Nosukii: Dad…can I have money?

Dad: How much?

Nosukii:…well…it’s not like..$200 or anything…

Dad: So $100?

Nosukii: *thinking: Oh god he’s going to say no for sure. それはヤバイよ！* umm…yeah

Dad:…okay.

Nosukii:…YEY! <333333

Yes! I love my dad so much! He’s the only one who actually really cares about my career and grades and stuff…<3

I also had a…very weird dream. …Like, holy hell wat?! I dreamt I was at a con but it looked more like a street festival. And I was going to cosplay Adiane from Gurren Lagann. I had the outfit completed and everything but once we got to the “con”…My outfit disappeared! I looked everywhere for it! And then..for some really fucking unknown reason, in my dream, I said I was going to cosplay Mima from Touhou! Oh my god what! Iori E already did that! >.> And then the dream changed and it was Halloween. And the guys from The Prince of Tennis were in my house and we had a Haunted House thing going on. So then me and the guys from HigaChuu were scaring people in the house and Tezuka said too many people were getting hurt. I don’t know why but yes. People were getting hurt. So then we got in trouble and hid at my auntie’s house. XD

So yeah…having a bit of a predicament with my Advent Reisen cosplay. I’ve acquired an airsoft gun for my bunny gun but it doesn’t have orange tip…And it’s clear. It’s a Sig Saver P230. It won’t look like a gun when I’m done with it anyways but..I don’t know. :/ I’ll have to ask about it. Lol I borrowed the airsoft gun from my brother.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Well, Mina’s coming over tomorrow. Gonna have some good LULZ. Oh and glad to know /cgl/ is back. Kinda deprived for the last few days. :/ I’ve had to go to idle all the time XD OH YEAH! One last thing…I don’t know why but recently..Some of my thoughts have been in Japanese. inb4″hurdurhurweeaboo”. I’m talking…Like, srz bizniz actual sentences with particles and everything included. Maybe I should stop watching dramas. >.>

Ok, bye bye! <3

Winner Takes All- Our 1,000th view

Oh my god. I woke up this morining, checked our blog stats and saw it…Noukii and Mina’s blog: The Mild Ones…Our strange brainchild which we use to inform the masses of our everyday lives…has hit 1,000 views exactly. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I’m so happy!! To think this little blog- barely a month old has had 1,000 views is so…ah! Fufilling.

But of course, I don’t know how many hits a non-famous blog gets in this amount of time. Maybe everyone else gets like 1,000 views a week, or a day, but nevertheless I am still happy. And somewhat scared- because I’m still not sure who’s reading this…I know some cosplay.com people, Alex, Naruto Porn Guy (although he hasn’t returned), maybe our friend Karen, and the few people the have left comments, but other than that, I have no idea who comes here…Maybe because no one ever leaves comments…hmmmm…It won’t hurt to leave comments will it?

Well I am so happy its like unbelievable…also! someone who searched for “Mika” yesterday contributed to our 1,000th view so for said person, you get a mika picture:

AAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDDDD a mika crotch bulge!!!:

For our 1,000 view, I would like to thank everyone who comes here, thank the few who commented, and thank the academy.

Now: onto 2,000 views !!!!

-Mina

The Greatest Man I Never Knew

First draft: 7/3/08

Hi. I haven’t posted in a while. Strange since I haven’t done anything but stay in the house babysitting, but oh well. Also i was sort of depressed due to an earlier post in which i commented about how no one ever leaves comments on our blog (despite the fact that we get about 110 views a week! seriously, we do). I decided that maybe if I finally cleaned out our spam folder we would be bestowed with good karma and someone would comment us. So i went to sift through all of the gambling, sex, and life insurance ads for awhile and seeing nothing good, I just pressed “Delete All”. While the comments were being deleted, i decided to humor myself by scrolling down ann seeing what the other comments said. This was what I saw:

Anon: ” ^_^ I know how you feel-”

and then the page finished loading and the one comment nosukii and I recieved had been deleted. I didn’t even get to finish reading it…Sorry anonymous. You were truly the greatest man (or woman, i don’t have a clue who knows or reads this blog…) that I never knew. And feel free to leave more comments mystery person. Our blog is sad and lonely. It doesn’t even get spam anymore… );

Also, if anyone can tell me a good site to get sailor moon items like the wands, henshin brooches, or the PGSM stuff, please tell me, I’m desperate.