No Need To Fantasize, Since I Was in my Braces

I’m not dead…

Yeah I haven’t updated in a while, and due to Nosukii’s nagging (and my boredom) here I am.

First off. I forgot to mention I finally got my braces off. And yes, I realize that when Mika said “Since i was in my braces” he wasn’t talking about the ones on your teeth, but just go with it for my sake.

Here’s a pic:

HAHHAHAHAHAHA. Got you on that one.

Now seriously, this is me:

 

Also! I’ve noticed my post “Relax, Take it Easy” Has garnered a considerable amount of attention and minor drama. I thought about closing the comments for awhile, but then I thought “Naaawwww…That’d be a bit extreme…” Besides. I like hearing what you all have to say, and seeing how you interact with other people.

Okay, looking at the clock now, i have about seven minutes left of computer time before i have to do my homework, so lets see what I can squeeze in…

 

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pucker up… ‘3′

XDDDDDDDDDD

Nosukii and I have never mentioned this guy before, but this is out lovely friend Alvin. He’s a mild mannered asian american with a blog (to which I won’t provide the link because I don’t remember what it is and am too lazy to look it up). He doesn’t read our blog so maybe he won’t hear of this and possibly take revenge. Photo Vengance has happened to me before *COUGHTHATEMBARRASSINGPICOFMEATTHECHRISTMASPARTYTHATNOSUKIITOOKTHATIWILLNEVERFORGIVE*

Ahem. I am composed once more

But at least the above pic of alvin was taken in a natural light. I didn’t lie to our hundreds of viewers by giving him the “Internat Disease” that so many teenage girls and metrosexuals have aquired in their photos as of late.

I should be going now…

Gute Nacht, Ich Liebe Dich!! (I speaketh de Germaneth!!),

Mina

 

Since I threw My Sadness Away Only Yesterday

I am no longer post- beaches depressed. And also I’m re-reading Twilight. I loved it when I first read it and then I read the sequel, New Moon.

It sucked. End of that obsession.

Well, I was never like “Omg!! Edward!! My love!! Come bite me and stay with me forever!!”

Not to say that if he was real, I wouldn’t jump his dead bones, but still.

Earlier this week, the last additon to the series was realeased. It was everything we wanted crammed into one. I didn’t like it so much. I couldn’t even read the whole thing, I kinda skimmed.

You see, (Spoilers… only a few…)

Bella and edward do it, not to mention they do it about every ten pages.

Edward (who lacks blood, all bodily fluids, functioning organs, and is overall dead, can apparently maintain an erection and make sperm- go figure.) knocks up Bella and they have a daughter who is like the best vampire ever (MARY SUE!!)

Really their daughter is annoying. No one is that perfect.

Oh wait, Bella is. Because when she becomes a vamp, she is becomes agile, beautiful, and overall a better vampire than anyone who has ever vampired.

And apparently, Edward likes it rough. The book describes him as bruising Bella, breaking the headboard of the bed, doing it on the wood floor, and at one point, Edward cannot control his urge to bite her so he mauls a pillow with his teeth, which sends feathers flying everywhere.

Talk about awkward. It’s like:

“OMG. Edward, your’re so majestic and graceful!! I lov-

“RAAAAAWWWWRRRRR *bite, chomp, rip* Grrrrrrrr…….”

*feathers float everywhere*

Also, I noticed a simliarity while re-reading twilight. Edaward is described as having:

Pale skin

Dark eyes

Odd hair that sticks in every direction 

Formal speech

bruises under his eyes…

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I found edward

A Ping Pong Match Between Eastern and Western

 

Today, I was at Nosukii’s and we watched the MTV show “Made” in which a girl wanted to go to prom with the hottest guy in school. Only problem was that she was really masculine and liked anime. One part that stood out to me was when the girl, who by the way was wearing a naruto trench coat along with a cat-eared hat, jumped on her male friend and screamed “I CAN SHOW YOU SOMETHING JAPAN DOESN’T HAVE!!!” and she then showed her friend an odd little trinket (couldn’t tell what it was.)and I thought, “well babe, so can I…I can show you ten things not found in Japan. Not really hard to find.”. It’s just she seemed like the type of person who thinks japan is the best thing ever… like she thinks japan has everything in the world, when it doesn’t, or everything from japan is instantly better than anything in another country. Like at school, there is an upper classman who bought a notebook from japan. A regular composition notebook that you can get at the 99 cents store. And she bragged about it

Girl: “I ordered this straight from japan!!”

Friend: “Oh really!! How kawaii desu ne ~_^”

Girl: “I know!!”

Yeah. I’m serious. That was their conversation. I’m just sitting there like, why does it make it any better that it’s from japan? Have people like that convinced themselves that somewhere in a factory, Bishounen (beautiful boys) are hand crafting every item in japan, and that by purchasing these products they will indirectly touch hot japanese men, or assimilate into the japanese culture and maybe eventually move to japan and become a hip young model? Yeah right…  Maybe if you’re magibon.  Also, japanese bishies do not make the stuff you buy. Half of that stuff is probably from like China or Mexico, places where a lot of company’s factories are. But maybe you do want to indirectly touch a lower class worker, or possibly the child worker who made that cheap as crap (yet still expensive) god ugly notebook? I don’t know. Everybody has their weird kinks.

 

Another thing I don’t get: People who want to move to Japan without a good reason, or even thought to how hard it could be. Like, there was this girl in a sailor moon forum (I no longer go there due to people like her) who said she wanted to go to Japan, and when asked why, she said “Because it’s the best country ever!!!” and she had never been there!! It’s like, what makes it the best country ever? What gives you the right to say that when you’ve never been there? It like saying your favorite food is turducken (turkey stuffed into a duck stuff into a chicken) when you’ve never tried it. Or even if you’ve been to Japan, for like a one week vacation and decide it’s the best country ever, when they haven’t been there long enough to see everything, meet people. If I went to the Carribean next week and stayed for 6 days, I wouldn’t think it was the best country ever. I may have been the best vacation ever, but I wouldn’t have enough exposure to say much more about it.

 

There’s also people who think that they’ll move to Japan the rest of their lives and just have fun, go karaoke and dress up in decora all the time without considering the future or the costs of anything. They think “Oh! I’ll go to a university in Tokyo, and then get an apartment/house/condo in tokyo, and when I’m not busy I’ll cosplay and ParaPara!! And read Manga and watch anime!!” Of course, how easily they forget the costs of living, television, food, clothing, health related things, transportation and the like. Also, when you are not busy taking care of all that, you’ll have no time to ParaPara hours on end because you will likely be busy studying and running errands.

Also, after school, there is also the hassle of finding a job, which I assume since it can be pretty hard in your homelend, it would be harder when you are in another country, where you are the foreigner and you have to navigate around…

 

People also forget about when you hit 40. Internet people always say “Oh, I’ll be in Japan the rest of my life!! I’ll parapara until I’m dead!!” But seriously, when said people turn 40, or a middle-aged person in general, they will become the average 40-year old in Japan. Either that or the stereotypical old fat guy who wanks alone in his one-room apartment to sailor moon (LOL, probably not). It’s like foreigners here in America. All my friends  40-something year old parents don’t stay out all night at clubs, dancing and drinking, nor do they stay up reading american comics or watching Jerry Springer (As I assume are perks when a young person wants to move to America). No. They just become average people, who go to their jobs and live everyday lives. Nothing flashy or cool. If they did go out and do stereotypical younga dult things, like clubbing and what not, the majority of americans would call them losers. That’s what happens in Japan, for those who stay. If you go there, and you are like 45, and you’re out in the streets of harajuku, parapara-ing and trying to hook up with young hot Japanese girls, or invite them to watch the latest Episode of “Pokemon Season 26: Death of Pikachu” people won’t look at you and go “OMG? POKEMON? Onegai Kawaii pokemon des!!! Tsukini Kawatte Oshiyoko!!!” You will probably be looked down upon, for not being successful. Well, not just for being unsuccessful, but a 45 year old american in the middle of Japan parapara-ing Or at least, it seems to me you would. Like when foreigners come to america and assume everyone is a Hollywood celebrity like Paris, or that we all look like Pamela Anderson (um, ew) and see most of us look like like martha stewart. The average (I’m not white neither is nosukii (I’m like mixed with a bunch of crap and she is a filipino) but considering america is mostly white…) American. No sexy bikinis, no feathered out hair, or perfect makeup 24/7…just regular looking people, like the majority of people in every other country

 

I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with buying things from Japan or moving to Japan. Everyone has the right to leave their on country and make a name for themselves somewhere else. I’m just mad at the people who want to go there simply because “T3h japoniz totarry maid amine, and I will totarry find a hawt japonez girl who cosplays as Lara Croft (lol, I don’t know. First name that popped into my head.) and stays yung and cute 4eva”

Yeah. Good luck finding that girl (or boy, I inadvertently attacked men, sorry) people.

 

Really. I wish you all the luck that is currently in my pocket.

Touhou, Prince of Tennis, Cosplay, Dreams, & Weapons, Oh My!

Maybe we can fall in love~

Lol Surprise! No cheesy song title this time.

LOL 1000 HIT COMBO!!!!!! ‘Scuse my Hong Meiling retarded casual cosplay. WHERE’S MY KRIZALID. :O Damn crack pairing. Though they do oddly enough fit each other. Too bad he’s only good-looking in the fanarts! Ahaha

Anyways, yeah, summer’s been a piece of shit so far. I’ve done NOTHING since Anime Expo ended and I really want it back! ;_; Waaah~ The next con is…Pacific Media Expo! And I’m not sure if I’m going yet..Most likely but it depends on who the guests are. :<

PRINCE OF TENNIS! OMFG YES. Okay so I asked my ever so loving papa for moniez to buy the uber expensive Dream Live 5th DVD. AND HE SAID YES! So I’ve got my copy on pre-order! It was pretty odd how the conversation went really…

-eating at a restaurant-

Nosukii: Dad…can I have money?

Dad: How much?

Nosukii:…well…it’s not like..$200 or anything…

Dad: So $100?

Nosukii: *thinking: Oh god he’s going to say no for sure. それはヤバイよ！* umm…yeah

Dad:…okay.

Nosukii:…YEY! <333333

Yes! I love my dad so much! He’s the only one who actually really cares about my career and grades and stuff…<3

I also had a…very weird dream. …Like, holy hell wat?! I dreamt I was at a con but it looked more like a street festival. And I was going to cosplay Adiane from Gurren Lagann. I had the outfit completed and everything but once we got to the “con”…My outfit disappeared! I looked everywhere for it! And then..for some really fucking unknown reason, in my dream, I said I was going to cosplay Mima from Touhou! Oh my god what! Iori E already did that! >.> And then the dream changed and it was Halloween. And the guys from The Prince of Tennis were in my house and we had a Haunted House thing going on. So then me and the guys from HigaChuu were scaring people in the house and Tezuka said too many people were getting hurt. I don’t know why but yes. People were getting hurt. So then we got in trouble and hid at my auntie’s house. XD

So yeah…having a bit of a predicament with my Advent Reisen cosplay. I’ve acquired an airsoft gun for my bunny gun but it doesn’t have orange tip…And it’s clear. It’s a Sig Saver P230. It won’t look like a gun when I’m done with it anyways but..I don’t know. :/ I’ll have to ask about it. Lol I borrowed the airsoft gun from my brother.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Well, Mina’s coming over tomorrow. Gonna have some good LULZ. Oh and glad to know /cgl/ is back. Kinda deprived for the last few days. :/ I’ve had to go to idle all the time XD OH YEAH! One last thing…I don’t know why but recently..Some of my thoughts have been in Japanese. inb4″hurdurhurweeaboo”. I’m talking…Like, srz bizniz actual sentences with particles and everything included. Maybe I should stop watching dramas. >.>

Ok, bye bye! <3

Do I Attract You Do I Repulse You With My Queasy Smile?

I went to the Dentist yesterday, Only 27 more days left until my horrid metal mouth is gone!! And i get those cool but kinda gross clear retainers, so there will be no trace of those ugly braces. My mom wants me to get metal retainers because she said i would look cute with them, but seriously, when I’m like 21 do you really think people are going to look at the metal retainers and say “Oh she’s so adorable?” No. they won’t. You know why? Metal retainers suck. My braces pretty much suck to, because over the summer, my teeth have gotten perfect-no overbite, crookedness, nada- but the dentist gave me smaller rubber bands that are currently killing my mouth. I wake up in the morning with sores, cuts, and a really painful feeling in my jaw…meh. well only 27 more days…

But, my whole painful day was made up for when I was on a Mika forum. There is a thread called “Mikagasmic”, which features pictures of him, and being the strangely perverted fangirl I was, I clikcked on the link and saw the picture:

Now. After I was done masturb…mastering the process of saving photos to my PSP, I realized that Mika does have the exact same bracelet that I do!!! Grapes told me before that he did, but she also told me that egyptians could tie their eyeliner on top of thier heads, so I wasn’t sure if I should believe her…But it’s there!! If you ignore the shirtlessness and…happy trail (it’s hard, I know) you shall see it!!! The rainbow one!!! I got the same one from claires in April, for my birthday. More pics of Mika and/or the bracelet (fanservice):

Yay! There is the bracelet again!!

<—Nosukii will get this one. Sasaki anyone?

And some for grapes (even though I have no idea what country she’s in right now…):

<— Grapes has a thing for mika’s suspenders

Suspenders!!

Also, I think Mika has the worst case of manfeet I’ve ever seen. I mean the majority of men have man feet, but his are…ew. His one flaw…ewy:

Oh. My. God. his feet are so weird looking!! I mean Mika is 6 feet 4 inches, so his toes are supposed to be long, i guess… but still!!! his feet are retch worthy. Good thing he usually wears tennis shoes. I still love Mika though. I really wish I could see him in concert. He’s so lively. I do plan on going with grapes to a concert after the great cerritos earthquake kills everyone while we are convieniently out of town…

And Grapes? If you are reading this I found a tattoo that reminded me of you:

Now I must go watch The Office. Bye.

EDIT: I forgot to mention that ever since I made a public statment about Naruto Porn Guy, he has stopped reading our blog…Mina misses you Naruto Porn Guy!! Please come back!! If you do I’ll post some Naruto Fan Service!! I promise!!

You Walk by and I Fall to Pieces

Well. Today was very interesting. I had to go to Macy’s with my mother because she needed shoes or something and since i had been at home babysitting since Tuesday (I seriously never left the house. I didn’t even know what day or date it was when i woke up this morning) I figured i would just go. On the way to the mall, i was texting Nosukii and our convo went like this:

Txt mina:I’m going to the mall

txt nosukii:HEY IM AT THE MALL!!!

txt mina:WHAT? I’M IN THE PARKING LOT GOING TO MACY’S!!!

txt nosukii: OMG!!! ME TOO!!

*mina’s mom interupts*:….Well, anyway, my feet hurt so bad that I had to- MINA? ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME??

mina closes phone and listens to mother.

So we go to the shoe department, and I hear “ZOMG!! MINA DID U WATCH UR NARUTOE?” jk jk. It was Nosukii, obviously, but she didn’t say that lol. We stood there talking for a while, and our blog came up. Both of us noticed that we had a referrer, who was from a naruto porn blog. I didnt even know they had those!! Whoever owns the blog is also one of our daily readers (but he never leaves comments..we never get comments sob sob…), which is strange, coz i don’t know anyone with a blog about naruto porn. I suspect Alex, but i think he would have fessed up by now…LOL. Also, we have 20 spam comments. Every single one of them is gambling related. They sya things like “Trip to vegas, what happens in vegas stays in vegas” or “Free poker tournament”. Maybe it’s the naruto porn guy, he just secretly likes cards too. That being said, It MUST be alex…jk

SO. to commemorate this mystery man, or woman…or alex i have decided to post a picture of Kaitou Ace, the card man who fought for justice before Tuxedo Mask:

Yeah.. he was the man before tuxedo mask, and he helped Sailor V, exept he was lamer than tuxedo mask. Tuxedo Mask would stab a guy with his rose, say a cheesy speech, and hug sailor moon. Kaitou Ace threw a card, gave the villan a mean papercut, and said “I am Kaitou Ace of your Heart!!” to Sailor V, and then he would die. LAME. He didn’t even stay aroung to watch the enemy fizzle up from that monster papercut! But he could sing, so according to fangirls, that makes everything better…oh yeah. With the flismy paper cards and the voice that man is really dangerous

this post is for you alex, you card loving, jessica alba loving, Dae Gu loving, Narutard!!!

I feel my heart is aching, though it doesn’t beat it’s breaking

Oh my god. I just had a burtongasm. Dictionary defines this as: What a Tim Burton fangirl gets when she finds new information relating to him, Johhny Depp, or any of his works including but not limited to : Nightmare before christmas, Edward scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, or Pee-Wee’s big adventure. Often results in hyperventilating, orgasms, and the occasional fangirl squeal.

ANYWHO, I just figured out yesterday that Tim Burton is starting a new 3-D animation project…ALICE IN WONDERLAND!!!! With Johnny Depp!!! *insert mina’s burtongasm here* OH MY GOD. I am officially the happiest person on the planet, besides Tom Cruise. Alice in Wonderland is one of my favorite movies, and I absolutely love the book Thru the Looking Glass, so of course I would be happy ! And then to add to that, Tim Burton, who owns one of the most beautifully twisted minds, (sorry, not you Marilyn Manson) so BOOM. Perfect movie in the making. But I do wonder, will Burton’s take on the movie be a dark one, like Corpse Bride; a happy, whimsical one like CatCF, or maybe a mix, like Edward Scissorhands? I would personally like the darker one, because the original book was darker, but anything Burton does with it is sure to be a masterpiece…:)

MORE BURTON news!! On august 26, 2008, a special edition of Nightmare before Christmas is due!! I have no idea why in August and not on Halloween, but I’m not complaining! It will be released on DVD, BluRay and a special edition of the special edition that costs 169.00, but it comes with a hand-painted bust of Jack Skellington. I should start saving up my money…ugh…I’m so poor…

So. These next few years are going to be a real treat for all Burtonites. And Grapes, who is in love with Johnny Depp, and is currently in Taiwan and cannot see this…HA. I GOT THE LAST LAUGH.

A Full Commitment’s What I’m Thinking Of…

Well. Lucky for me, i just endured a 43 minute lecture (yes, i counted) about marrying short men, courtesy of my father. I have no idea how he got on the subject, but he says I need to marry a really tall basketball player, or nerd, so that the tall family gene that skipped me can be passed on to the children that I don’t want. I took his lecture into consideration and realized that tall guys scare the crap out of me, especially teenage ones. It feels like at any minute they could step on me or chuck me 50 feet, neither of which i want. Being tall had no real advantage, unless you can play a great game of basketball. It’s really weird when people who play basketball are like 7 feet tall. I mean, why can’t we all be the same size? It’s not like natural selection favors tall people more, right? We don’t need to be tall to get fruit out of trees, that’s what ladders are for.

On a side note, I, like nosukii, am planning to rearrange my room. And get new colors for it. Black with pink with a Hello Kitty and Nightmare theme, which is pretty random that i like HK and nightmare, but WHATEVER. It is what i want.