Upon Buying a Valentine at Wal*Mart Today…

The checkout woman said “Awww how sweet!”

I smiled politely.

She read the shimmering writing on the card, and made a funny face.

Then she said:

“… Why would your boyfriend want a “Little Mermaid” valentine?”

Me: ” …uh… “

PWNED.

…

I don’t think she realized it was a joke…

Now she probably thinks I have some wimp boyfriend. Greaaat.