I’m a Pretty Impossible Lady to be With: Valentine’s Day Rant(?)

I wonder if everyone finds Valentine’s day horribly cliche, or if it’s just single people who watch couples during Valentine’s Day that find it cliche.

I of course, find that it can be horribly cliche. But it can also be different, i suppose, if you try hard enough. But does anyone?

To illustrate my point, I’ll use one couple I found particularly interesting last year. Not to say I’m a stalker, but when you’re sitting on the ground at lunch, surrounded by people who enjoy throwing bread and chips at each other, you try to zone out and focus on other things. I focused on a random junior (then a sophomore) sitting under the trees behind my strip of cement.

He did it all for his lucky lady, flowers, stuffed animal (i think a dog?), See’s candy, the works.

And to top it all off, she got a serenade, Jason Mraz’s “I’m Yours”.

I remember my first thought being “Oh that’s so sweet! Lucky biatch…”

About 3 hours later…

A couple stood outside of my spanish class (not the aforementioned couple) after school. I didn’t pay much attention, until…

“I won’t hesitate… no more… no more… it cannot wait, I’m yours!”

WOW. Two different couples, same deal.

I can just imagine a conversation between the two females with the same serenade.

Girl 1: OMG! My bf just gave me a stuffed dog.

Girl 2: Oh yeah? My bf just gave me a stuffed cat.

1: Not as cool as my See’s candy!

2: Please, I got the dark chocolate paackkk. WAY better than that assorted mix your douchebag of a bf got you.

1:  HE SANG ME “I’M YOURS”! IF THAT’S NOT LOVE I DON’T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS!!!

2: [see above reaction]

Maybe I’m just a bitter single, but I wouldn’t want something so horribly overdone. I’m sure those girls were very happy to get something, but I’m a little more for originality.

You think with all the smart people at Whitney, Valentine’s Day would be a little more creative and unpredictable.

But it’s not.

Now if I were serenaded I’d be stoked to have a guy sing me something cheesy like a Spice Girls song. Or “Barbie Girl” by Aqua.

Now before you think “How unromantic can you be? You’re gonna be a spinster for the rest of your life!”, (as so many wonderful freshman I’ve met have told me so delicately this year), at least try to see it my way.

Which sounds better (ladies):

Option 1: May, I love you so much, I’m going to sing you the words of love written by someone else! “This is our fate, I’m yoooouuuurrrsssss <3″

or

Option 2: Misty I love you so much, I’m not afraid of being embarrassed for you, or my friends wanting to kick my ass after i sing this for you: ”I’M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORLD!”

Ha.

You pick.

Now (males) pick option one and you get a girlfriend who may be slightly unoriginal, boring, and possibly pissed off when she finds out all her friends got the same thing she did. If she’s not worthy of something different, your relationship probably won’t be going anywhere for a long time.

Loooooong time.

Pick option two and you get a girlfriend who’s slightly offbeat, can take a joke, and will probably brag to all her friends about her cool, funny boyfriend. Progress can be made, for spontaneous people always make progress.

Just look at Grapes.

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Hmmmm…

I think the answer is obvious.

Unless I’m making a big deal out of nothing, and being different is too much to ask for.

Some people use the excuse “Well, I don’t know what song/candy they like, so I just played it safe with Jason Mraz and Chocolate!”

My ass. If you don’t know something as simple as one freaking love song your significant other likes, you should a) Have gotten to know them better before you got together or b) DIIIIEEEEEEEEE, because I swear if I hear any of the following songs played more than once this Valentine’s Day (or the friday before, at school) I’m going to cause great bodily harm to myself. Baaaad:

“I’m Yours” Jason Mraz

“I Will Always Love You” Whitney Houston. May be the most overplayed love song of all time.

“Hopelessly Devoted to You” From the Grease Musical

“Viva La Vida” Coldplay-I swear to god someone’s gonna sing this.

“Soulja Boy” – don’t know if that’s the name or who the artist is. Song has nothing to do with love but I heard it a few times last year.

“Never Gonna Give You Up” -no explanation needed.

Anything Al Green.

Anything Marvin Gaye.

 

Bye.

It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to.

And when you walk

And when you talk..

I get the tingle, I wanna mingle

That’s what I want.

YAHA! Nosukii here! Andddd! I’m finally 16! HOORAY! Though it’s not old at all, everyone’s been calling me old. I ain’t old. Haha

Anyways, yeah. Mina came over today. And..we had..fun. Or something. We made stupid videos on my new laptop. And they’re pretty stupid. LOL We went to dinner too..And I feel like throwing up just thinking about it. But the cake was good.

Fuck yeah coffee cake. ;D

ALSO..HAPPY BIRTHDAY HYDE AND KAJI MASAKI!!

Ohhh Kaji turned 21 today. Otona ni natta… :0

Mmm what else. Oh yeah, new layout obviously. Mina wanted a Valentines/red theme so here you go. Those tarts look quite delectible.

…Oh yeah, on the way to Mina’s house, she was using ebonics and I said “ohh yeaahhh, talk that sweet ebonics to me.” and she wouldn’t stop laughing. >.>I didn’t realize it was that funny LOL.

Annnndd as for presents I got…I got a laptop, moniez, and a tablet. That’s about it really. I don’t know if Alvin’s really going to buy me a fish. It might die…

I went from..$200 to $600. But the sad thing is, I can’t spend it on whatever I want like I used to…Because I’m going to use it for AX. And only AX. Meaning hotel and cosplay only. Oh well. I love AX and cosplay so it’s not all bad right? I hope I still have some left over…

HOORAY BALLOONS~ In all the colors I like. Kinda, it’s missing a few. LOL

Other than that… That’s it. Still trying to get used to vista and this new laptop. And yeaah. I’m tired so sleepy time now.

Oh one last thing. In chem today, instead of doing nothing because finals are OVER, we did chem. And I almost cried. Hence the title. :3

Night night everyone!

おやすみ(＾ε＾)－☆にゃ!

Ruined Pictures 1 and 2

annnnnd

La di-frickkin-da…

The Worst is Just Around the Bend, and Does He Notice My Feelings For Him?

Holy shit.

Amy Lee from Evanescence did a cover version of “Sally’s Song” for the soundtrack: “Nightmare Revisited”, which is full of covers from the original “Nightmare Before Christmas” soundtrack

While Amy Lee’s version was breathtaking, I must admit that the other songs covered (not by Amy) were really, really bad.

BAAAAAADDDDD.

Forget Me Not.

Interesting sense of style

Ten million dollar smile

I’m wonder if he knows he’s on my radar.

On my radar! On my radar!

‘Ello! Nosukii here!

Um..Yeah well, my laptop has been dead for..a long time now. Haha and well I asked for a new laptop and I thought that was a long shot. Because my mom assumes everything will work forever. But I asked..and apparently, she was planning on buying me a new one anyways!! Surprise surprise. So she took me to BestBuy today and..told me to pick out whichever one I wanted! Omgz! Usually she’d be saying “what no way! too expensive, go pick a cheaper one!” :0 This is amazing. Truly amazing!

So I picked out a Sony Vaio. :3 And she didn’t go “wtf” at the price. And I might go buy a cheap tablet for the hell of it. At least my birthday is this Thursday! It’ll be like I never payed for my own tablet. Haha

Uhhh besides that..Usual updates and stuff to restart next week.

Along with that..cosplay. Trying to finalize everything soon..I was thinking of doing Pop’n Music for AX but I’m not too sure.. I might do Kanoko from Pop 15. I like her. And her..interesting choice of colors. Just like Akyu! Haha

Oh a funny thing happened today. When I was taking my AP Human final I got test number 13. I wasn’t sure whether to laugh or not. Lol Cause 3 is my lucky number but I’m not too sure about 13.

OH YEAH. Because of MINA I can’t stop listening to Britney Spears and Nsync. I hate you Mina.

Yeahhh well I should go. I still need to study!

おやすみ(＾ε＾)－☆にゃ!

Upon Buying a Valentine at Wal*Mart Today…

The checkout woman said “Awww how sweet!”

I smiled politely.

She read the shimmering writing on the card, and made a funny face.

Then she said:

“… Why would your boyfriend want a “Little Mermaid” valentine?”

Me: ” …uh… “

PWNED.

…

I don’t think she realized it was a joke…

Now she probably thinks I have some wimp boyfriend. Greaaat.

To Those of Us Who Knew the Pain of Valentines That Never Came

Upon looking at my Disney Princess calendar, I have discovered that Valentine’s Day is in a few weeks.

Sigh…

Looks like another year of sitting in my room listening to Journey and “All Cried Out” By Lisa Lisa.

I actually had a deep, insightful thought (rare for me, right?) about what I want for Valentine’s Day, which I will post when I don’t have an essay to edit.

Of course, I wouldn’t mind a serenade from Grapes (hint, hint).

Just as long as it isn’t “Big Girl, You Are Beautiful” Some mo fo’ gon git beet up fo’ that shit.

…

I hate how no matter what I say or write, I sound like a dork.

I Just Want To Tell You How I’m Feeling, Gotta Make You Understand

Our english play sucks. Here is a summary:

Me: I hate you.

James: I love you.

Me: You’re a fatty

James: You have a big ass. I like it.

Me: I hate you, but I love drugs, motorcycles and emo music.

James: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND AND DESERT YOOOOOUUUU~

Me: OMG! I’m so in love! Let’s get married.

 

I totally wish I were joking right now.

That’s not even the bad part of the play…

It’s Tearin’ Up My Heart When I’m With You

Upon hearing “Tearin’ Up My Heart” by *Nsync earlier this week, I can’t stop listening to the boy-band pop from the 90’s.

It’s very crappy. But during a disscussion at school today, I was reminded of my 3rd grade crush, J.C. Chasez:

I hate myself.

 

He’s the one in the middle. I was a very ambitious 8 year old, and was determined to make him my husband…

…alongside Aaron Carter, who looking back now, was really, really ugly. He was my second husband.

Then I saw Daniel Radcliffe in Harry Potter. That kind of shifted my tastes in boys to nerds.

And now Daniel is a funny looking, short, horse-loving  weirdo. Thanks Dan.

He’s the reason I have terrible tastes in men ):

 

 

Bananas in Pajamas Are Walking Down the Stairs

Does anyone remember Bananas in Pajamas?

I do!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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And I’ve spent about 20 miutes trying to figure out this picture I found. Joy?

Obviously I’m very bored.

But I did find a new man love!

HYUN BIN DDDDD

He’s (sort of) tall and has nice hands.

Huzzah for that.

He played in an adaptation of “Daddy Longs Legs” and was in the “Snow Queen” drama.

Hahahahaha, how are your instincts, Grapes. Resist that.

EDIT: Just found out Hyun Bin is a model… for male cosmetics.

D:

Obsession over.