Relax, Take it Easy

Has anyone here ever heard of Usagi Kou?

Well, she just entered the sailor moon forum I frequent (sailormoonforum.com) and she has been /b/tard-ing the place up. She’s filled what was once a happy place full of happy people into a horrid wastebasket of memes. I mean here is a regular conversation with her:

Sailormooonlvr954: “Omg!! Usagi Kou do you still do think you’re sailormoon?”

Usagi Kou: “STFU!! You’re just butthurt. No cookies for you!!”

and then she follows up by posting a non-comical lolcat. It’s gettin really annoying.

I suppose I should tell you some more about her…

She is considered the most infamous Sailormoon cosplayer on the internet, and she causes long arguements in every forum she enters.

Also some have speculated that she thinks she’s sailormoon, but who can know? She’s to batshit to admit anything.

And also, she goes by the name usagi kou, not her real name (LORI), and she names all her boyfriends mamo-chan (mamo-chan was sailormoon’s bf in the series, aka tuxedo mask)

I shall provide you with some links:

 http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Usagi_Kou

This is her dramatica page. The sad thing is, just about everything on this page is true, it’s not the average parody. Also check out thie links at the bottom, they are hilarious.

http://sailormoonforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=1962&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=20

The forum on which some drama was started. Hilarious drama revolving around the great Usagi Kou using words in strange contexts. Her post starts at the middle of the page

http://sailormoonforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=1837&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=80

read from second post on. she says some pretty horrible things.

She just needs to get away from cosplay, sailormoon, and the internet. I wonder what she’s going to do when she’s too old for cosplay…

She also is infamous for raging at people who talk about her, so when she does a vanity search she will probably see this blog and flame our comment box…

Not that I mind since we have 2,000 views and… what… 5 comments!!! Really people what’s wrong with saying Hi? We need feedback to see if people actually like the blog. Nosukii and I do our best to entertain you! If you have a blog, Nosukii and I would gladly say hello to you.

Also, I’m terrified that we might have, like, serial killers or pedo’s reading this blog… The only person who reads our blog that Nosukii and I know of (from people we’ve met in real life) is Alex, and I forced him to read it because he’s like my best friend.

Maybe we are just boring. I never thought we were boring. We have many interests!! Queen, Mika, Prince of Tennis, Touhou, Bossa Nova, Tim Burton, Sailor moon, Jojo’s, bad 80’s movies and music, and Naruto Porn Guy (who has disappeared)… Where can you find that kind of diversity?

Surely something must appeal to you.

I mean it’s not like we talk about burning our mouths with Pork n’ Beans, or discussing people like Gorbachev and Barack Obama.

What kind of nerd writes about that stuff anyway?