But the Prince Hides His Face From My Dreams in the Mist

I don’t recall ever blogging about my dreams, so I figured I better start somewhere. I also warn you that my dreams aren’t what teenage girls usually dream about- like boys, and fashion disasters, or showing up to school in your underwear- they often involve the apocalypse, communists, flying cars, people trying to kill me (in really stupid ways, I might add). And Nosukii turning into Wedding Peach. She might kill me for telling you that, but hell, the dream was hilarious. For those of you who know what Nosukii looks like, I had a dream she was dressed like this character:

horrifying, no? But that’s not the end. the character also has a battle uniform!!!!

Now. Looking at Nosukii and looking at the above pictures, you know they don’t go together. But that’s what made it all the more hilarious!! But, this was weeks ago…not the point of this post (I’m not sure if it has one…)

Anyway I had a dream two days ago (oddly I haven’t had many dreams lately) that It was the first day of school. And Valentine’s Day (Yeah, go figure.). The dream pretty much featured prominent characters of my school life (Me, Nosukii, and our self-proclaimed “Lunch Cult”), but also the girls of my 9th grade P.E. class, a guy in my Spanish class, a brief cameo of the school’s french teacher, my perverted P.E. teacher, and Wayne Newton. Yeah. WAYNE NEWTON. The guy that sings “Danke Shoen” was in my dream. I have no idea why, but the guy in my spanish class managed to convince all the people in the school that he was Wayne Newton. And Nosukii fell in love with him, but only in his “Wayne Newton Form” (he looked exactly the same as he always does, I don’t know why he was Wayne Newton…)

Backtrack a minute…

I forgot to mention i was asleep in my dream, dreaming that Michael Myers/Freddy/Jason were all trying to kill me. And then in my dream, i woke up (still dreaming) and went to school which led me to the above events. So yeah…also I apparently had a secret admirer (wow. only in my dreams) and I woke up THE SECOND before he (or she…idk) was revealed. I never saw him (hence the title of the blog. I thank my knowledge of 80’s hair/metal Bands) Yeah, that pissed me off. I almost killed my kuromi pillow when I woke up from that. Maybe Mr.Sandman didn’t want me to see my secret admirer. Maybe it was someone soooooo strange it would have driven me insanity.

Like Buddha Boy.

AAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDD, I don’t feel like elaborating on my dream, for it would be too long. Oooh! but before I forget, Nosukii’s brother is letting me use his card to buy more unecessary (how do you spell that word? i always get the english and spanish confused…) and gaudy cell phone items!! whoo! Pics now! :

Cute huh? Nosukii’s getting a matching one (it is silver with a black pig though.)

This is so cool!! If your phone is on and turned a certain way, people next to you cannot see when you text!! Which would come in handy because someone-whose-name-shall-not-be-mentioned is always watching Nosukii and I text each other. Plus, as seen in the picture, when the phone or backlgiht is off, it turns into a mirror!! Convienient!

And last but certainly not least:

Just what every phone needs: a bra. Nosukii and I saw it and wanted it just to be weird, but when I looked at the site, the mini-bra is actually a love charm. The purple one is love at first sight. The one we were originally going to get was all black for “emotional seduction”, but it sold out today (it was in stock yesterday), along with the cute cheetah print. Although purple is the cutest, black would have matched our phones better though. No worries though! I’m still as happy as ever!! Also, i failed to mention that nosukii is not getting a bra- she is getting the matching panties:

I am going to have the cutest flip phone ever!!

On a side note: I found an old wind chime in my junk drawer when I got back from Nosukii’s yesterday and hung it up in my window. Now everytime the chime jingles, it sounds like the bells from Queen’s “Bicycle Race”, and I laugh like a little schoolgirl. Except I take it down to go to sleep because it is loud.

More Later! Tabloid TV aka Celebreality Fights (jeebus, I’m turning into my mom) is on VH1! Must watch!