You Walk by and I Fall to Pieces

Well. Today was very interesting. I had to go to Macy’s with my mother because she needed shoes or something and since i had been at home babysitting since Tuesday (I seriously never left the house. I didn’t even know what day or date it was when i woke up this morning) I figured i would just go. On the way to the mall, i was texting Nosukii and our convo went like this:

Txt mina:I’m going to the mall

txt nosukii:HEY IM AT THE MALL!!!

txt mina:WHAT? I’M IN THE PARKING LOT GOING TO MACY’S!!!

txt nosukii: OMG!!! ME TOO!!

*mina’s mom interupts*:….Well, anyway, my feet hurt so bad that I had to- MINA? ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME??

mina closes phone and listens to mother.

So we go to the shoe department, and I hear “ZOMG!! MINA DID U WATCH UR NARUTOE?” jk jk. It was Nosukii, obviously, but she didn’t say that lol. We stood there talking for a while, and our blog came up. Both of us noticed that we had a referrer, who was from a naruto porn blog. I didnt even know they had those!! Whoever owns the blog is also one of our daily readers (but he never leaves comments..we never get comments sob sob…), which is strange, coz i don’t know anyone with a blog about naruto porn. I suspect Alex, but i think he would have fessed up by now…LOL. Also, we have 20 spam comments. Every single one of them is gambling related. They sya things like “Trip to vegas, what happens in vegas stays in vegas” or “Free poker tournament”. Maybe it’s the naruto porn guy, he just secretly likes cards too. That being said, It MUST be alex…jk

SO. to commemorate this mystery man, or woman…or alex i have decided to post a picture of Kaitou Ace, the card man who fought for justice before Tuxedo Mask:

Yeah.. he was the man before tuxedo mask, and he helped Sailor V, exept he was lamer than tuxedo mask. Tuxedo Mask would stab a guy with his rose, say a cheesy speech, and hug sailor moon. Kaitou Ace threw a card, gave the villan a mean papercut, and said “I am Kaitou Ace of your Heart!!” to Sailor V, and then he would die. LAME. He didn’t even stay aroung to watch the enemy fizzle up from that monster papercut! But he could sing, so according to fangirls, that makes everything better…oh yeah. With the flismy paper cards and the voice that man is really dangerous

this post is for you alex, you card loving, jessica alba loving, Dae Gu loving, Narutard!!!

HOLY SH*T! Cosplay Nightmares!

Oh man. I’ve never had so many nightmares about one con before!

The one I had last night was that my mom drove us to our hotel and we were unloading our luggage from the car and I realized…I HAD NONE OF MY COSPLAYS. I didn’t even have pieces of them! So in my dream I asked my mom if she could take me back home so I could get them but she said no because she had already driven us there and didn’t want to drive anymore. So I call my dad asking if it’s okay to pick us up so we could get our cosplays. He agrees to take us but he can only take my brother. Ok sure why not, he can do it. So they’re in the car and it’s RAINING. During the summer? wtf. Ok so in my dream my dad was freaking WASTED. And passed out at the wheel. And that’s when my phone rang and I thank Young for waking me up. >.>

And in another dream, it was Day 0 (day before the actual con) and we were at the hotel. And I didn’t finish my cosplays so I figured I could finish it all in one day. O.o For some reason there was a conveniently placed JoAnn’s right in front of our hotel and I went there. And that’s when I woke up.

In another one I was at AX and I wasn’t wearing any of my cosplays. O.o Lets hope that doesn’t happen.

There’s more dreams I had, I just can’t remember them. None of them were good though, I’ll tell you that much.

AND NOW, I am really really really worried about finishing. Because I don’t want my dreams to come true and I don’t want to forget anything at home. I’d be totally crushed. TIME TO MAKE A LIST.

The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy

I have just rediscovered a book of Tim Burton poems, all off them featuring misfit children with very unusual problems. I thought I’d post some.

Stick Boy and match girl in love

Stick Boy liked Match Girl,
He liked her a lot.
He liked her cute figure,
he thought she was hot.

But could a flame ever burn
for a match and a stick?
It did quite literally;
he burned up quick.

well. That may have been the saddest love ever but not as sad as

Jimmy, the Hideous Penguin Boy

“My name is Jimmy,
but my friends just call me
‘the hideous penguin boy.’”

Now that was the saddest one ever. These two poems and all of the others that go with them are available at http://homepage.tinet.ie/%257Esebulbac/burton/home.html

Exserens

YAYAYAYAYAYAYA~

Well, I’m bored so here’s a blog post. LOL

So..I heard report cards came out recently, and I think I have straight B’s. You know, to me I don’t really mind that. To me that’s like “F*ck yeah! I got B’s! ” but to other people that’s like “oh my god, you go to Whitney. you should be doing better than that!” Yeah well, f*ck you. I’m tired of one person saying that and then like, 5 people are backing them up. People that tell me that usually don’t even go to Whitney and don’t know what it’s like so I don’t think they should be talking.

OR when one person gets a C on one test and starts f*cking bawwwwwwwwww’ing about it, yet it doesn’t even affect their grades. And then their little groupies come along saying “oh it’s alright. you’ll do better next time” like they’re going to die or something. While you sit there with your measly little C+ smacked on your paper just glad you even passed the damn thing. Man, Whitney people sure are stupid. Sure I worry about my grades too but I’m not going to start crying over it. Or those stupid stuck up people. They’ll ask you a question and god damn you’ll try and answer the question. Yet when you ask them a question, it’s always the same answer “I don’t know.” Bullcrap.

Ahh man. To think I have 3 more years at this school. I mean, don’t get me wrong, it’s a good school. It’s just..some of the people there sure do know how to mess it up for everybody.

On another note, summer’s pretty boring so far. Listen to some Iosys, Work on some cosplay for Anime Expo, go to JoAnn every now and then to pick up some fabric. Every day since school ended. Nothing but work. :/ Needless to say, I’m excited for AX. I WANT TO GO NOOOOOW! It’s something to do. And I need to look for some Prince of Tennis Musical stuff.

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AGAGAGAGGA GENKI. D: I wish I could find a guy like him.

Iyaaaaa~! Too bad guys like him don’t come around too often. :< He’s cute, likes anime, total otaku, plays in musicals, hosts his own radio show, likes badminton (:D me tooooo~!) , likes…figurines and collects them and is just a total cutie overall <3 . I’d kill to meet him. So ronery. But if you think about it, guys like him do come around. They’re just weird…Usually.

LOL My mom would kill me anyways if she found me dating somebody. Hell, she thinks I’m with a guy when I tell her I’m hanging out with Mina. And everytime somebody jokes about me having a boyfriend, she totally freaks out and says “no no no no no she’s still young”. Man, some people have boyfriends in 6th grade. I don’t think my dad cares as much though. He hasn’t really said anything about dating. Haha. Ahh…I guess I don’t really have anything to worry about now, There’s nobody at Whitney worth dating anyways. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

tl;dr, life isn’t fair, grades aren’t everything, i love genki, and anime expo is in a week.

Nosukii out.

And now the end is near, and so I face the final curtain

Well, today I went to the orthodontist to get my rubber bands changed and my braces cleaned. On June 2nd, 2006, I was bestowed with one of the worst gifts ever: Braces, They hurt, they cut my lip, they shine in pictures, and my old english teacher, Mr. West, had an excuse to make fun of me. It sucked. You know you’re a loser when your english teacher makes fun of you. If your PE teahcer does it, or your history, it’s okay, but NOT YOUR ENGLISH TEACHER. Meanie. who picks on 13 year-old 7th graders, anyway? Well, back on track. As much pain, embarassment, and bad photos they have caused me, i get them off in eary august. 6-8 weeks friom now. Wow. In 2006, my dentist said my teeth were so crooked (believe me they were. I looked like the love child of a horse and Condeleeza Rice!) it would take three years, but it has only been two. YHEY. I am in the final stage of my braces, the end is near! Frank Sinatra would be proud.

These braces have not only straightened my teeth, they have also fixed my crazy overbite; i can laugh without covering my mouth (as to protect the world from my magibon teeth); and they have stopped my nail biting habits (my nails are uber long and pretty now (I can see myself in my pinky one. Seriously!). I started thinking maybe i will miss them, but then i thought “Yeah right. It’s about time these biotches went away!!!”

Also today I cired my heart out watching the Corpse Bride. I have seen sadder movies than that, but the Corpse Bride in particular breaks my heart and puts it down the garbage disposal. Something about seeing Victor and Victoria together make me happy, but sad…I don’t know why. I have become such a softie since 7th grade. I was so badazz back then…yeah right. I also thought (while watching the corpse bride) that if my goldigger husband to be killed me, took my money, and buried me under a tree, i wouldn’t be as happy as Emily was. I would be one crazy bitch, rasing hell everywhere i went, wanting revenge, not dancing and singing and waiting my true love Victor Van Dort to find me and turn me into butterflies. Although I do love Victor Van Dort. He’s a sweetie pie, even if he is skinny He also my favorite Burton male, next to Edward, of course.

I feel my heart is aching, though it doesn’t beat it’s breaking

Oh my god. I just had a burtongasm. Dictionary defines this as: What a Tim Burton fangirl gets when she finds new information relating to him, Johhny Depp, or any of his works including but not limited to : Nightmare before christmas, Edward scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, or Pee-Wee’s big adventure. Often results in hyperventilating, orgasms, and the occasional fangirl squeal.

ANYWHO, I just figured out yesterday that Tim Burton is starting a new 3-D animation project…ALICE IN WONDERLAND!!!! With Johnny Depp!!! *insert mina’s burtongasm here* OH MY GOD. I am officially the happiest person on the planet, besides Tom Cruise. Alice in Wonderland is one of my favorite movies, and I absolutely love the book Thru the Looking Glass, so of course I would be happy ! And then to add to that, Tim Burton, who owns one of the most beautifully twisted minds, (sorry, not you Marilyn Manson) so BOOM. Perfect movie in the making. But I do wonder, will Burton’s take on the movie be a dark one, like Corpse Bride; a happy, whimsical one like CatCF, or maybe a mix, like Edward Scissorhands? I would personally like the darker one, because the original book was darker, but anything Burton does with it is sure to be a masterpiece…:)

MORE BURTON news!! On august 26, 2008, a special edition of Nightmare before Christmas is due!! I have no idea why in August and not on Halloween, but I’m not complaining! It will be released on DVD, BluRay and a special edition of the special edition that costs 169.00, but it comes with a hand-painted bust of Jack Skellington. I should start saving up my money…ugh…I’m so poor…

So. These next few years are going to be a real treat for all Burtonites. And Grapes, who is in love with Johnny Depp, and is currently in Taiwan and cannot see this…HA. I GOT THE LAST LAUGH.

Be careful what you wish for `cause you just might get it.

Alright kiddos. I finally got my haircut. It’s waaaaaaaaaaay short but it feels good. Ha. Anyways, cause Mina’s nagging me(LOL), here’s 2 pics:

Lol yeah, the picture on the right shows what I can do to it. I’m sure people already know whose blog this is but ehh. Kitty face is cute too.

A Full Commitment’s What I’m Thinking Of…

Well. Lucky for me, i just endured a 43 minute lecture (yes, i counted) about marrying short men, courtesy of my father. I have no idea how he got on the subject, but he says I need to marry a really tall basketball player, or nerd, so that the tall family gene that skipped me can be passed on to the children that I don’t want. I took his lecture into consideration and realized that tall guys scare the crap out of me, especially teenage ones. It feels like at any minute they could step on me or chuck me 50 feet, neither of which i want. Being tall had no real advantage, unless you can play a great game of basketball. It’s really weird when people who play basketball are like 7 feet tall. I mean, why can’t we all be the same size? It’s not like natural selection favors tall people more, right? We don’t need to be tall to get fruit out of trees, that’s what ladders are for.

On a side note, I, like nosukii, am planning to rearrange my room. And get new colors for it. Black with pink with a Hello Kitty and Nightmare theme, which is pretty random that i like HK and nightmare, but WHATEVER. It is what i want.

Crystallize Silver.

WELL, Mina told me to blog so here I am.

It’s the last day of school and it sure did feel like it, but I’ll see everybody again next year so I’m not too bummed out. And plus, how could I be bummed out if Anime Expo is 2 weeks away! It’s crunch time or else, I’m screwed. I need to finish my cosplay and make sure I’ve got everything. Even though I’ve been going to AX for a while now, I’ve got con jitters.

What else, oh yeah. I thought I finished Mariokart, but unfortunately not. I still need to unlock 2 characters and 1 kart and 1 motorcycle. And I have no clue as to how. Must check some cheats! Or something. Lol, my post sounds so much more serious than Mina’s.

Anywho, I’m getting a haircut soon. Thursday to be exact. I’ll probably look really different since it’ll be a whole lot shorter…But it’s always good for a change, and I want to look good for AX. Even though nobody will really know what my hair looks like anyways, since I’ll be wearing wigs all weekend. But hey, Day 0, I’ll be normal looking.

As of now, I’m watching I Love the 70’s Volume 2, and listening to some music. I’ll go work on my cosplay soon. Annnd Mina left her jacket here. LOL It’s sitting on my dress-form. I should make a coordinate outfit for it. I’ve got time anyways, and I love clothes. Oh that’s right. I’m planning on fixing up my room during the summer. I’ll try something new for that too.

And to end it, here’s a video of something I like. Since Mina put one of something she likes.

Interesting video

forgot to include this in last post. SPAM BLOG.

Sailor Moon on jerry springer. it make me happy.